My new philosophy

Hello darkness, my old friend
Ive come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

My life was nothing, simply a bottomless abyss.
Until one night my life changed as I stumbled upon this app in my dreams. I knew it wasnt real but I wished it had been. I prayed every night for 3 years that it would become a reality. Until it did. I had an instant addiction. I stopped talking to my family, my friends, or any of my loved ones. But thats fine because I had this perfect gem of reality thats seemed to be too good to be true. They tried to put me in rehab. I refused. I ran away. Its been 32 days since Ive seen another human. But thats good because they would take it away and I cant let them. I can still hear the mocking of the non-believers "why dont you buy a hoverboard" "those dont hover" "that app is stupid" but they are wrong its not an app its a way of life. Dont let them stop you or slow you down. There is no life without Simulator Hoverboard

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